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May 19

Interviewer: How does one go about getting you a pornstar into bed? Colby Keller: Well, there are two methods of seduction. The first method is to offer me a lot of money to travel to your porn studio, offer me erection-enhancing drugs and provide an equally hot co-star with whom I would have sex in front of a crew of sound/camera people. The second method would be to meet me at an art museum and wow me with your wit. Both have worked before and will work again.   http://www.myportiswaspsays.com/2010/02/interview-colby-keller.html

Interviewer: How does one go about getting you a pornstar into bed?

Colby Keller: Well, there are two methods of seduction. The first method is to offer me a lot of money to travel to your porn studio, offer me erection-enhancing drugs and provide an equally hot co-star with whom I would have sex in front of a crew of sound/camera people. The second method would be to meet me at an art museum and wow me with your wit. Both have worked before and will work again.
 
http://www.myportiswaspsays.com/2010/02/interview-colby-keller.html

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hatteress:

Watching porn (as you do) starring Dale Cooper (because, dah) when his scene partner goes, “God your dick’s so big”. Dale’s response? “Thanks, I got it on layaway.”

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#HELP ME I CAN’T BREATHE

If this isn’t enough to convince any remaining holdouts that Dale Cooper is the greatest then I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.

Which video is this?????? Must watch!